About meDate of birth: 24th December 1997General Location:United KingdomApplying for the following server(s):Rapid Fire + Unlimited Ammo + Trade | Australia, Rapid Fire + Unlimited Ammo + Trade | USADo you have a microphone:Yes, but I don't want to use it because I'm actually 4 years old and don't want you to know.Alternative accounts:http://steamcommunity.com/id/AwakenedChaos/ (irl friends account, shared games) http://steamcommunity.com/id/alfie123455/ (Brother, shared games) Literally all I can remember logging onto my IP address, if i'm mistaken then bamboozle me or something.Do you understand SteamRep, please explain?Used it a fair bit to stalk people. Steamrep is a community based site created in order to keep track of scammers and prevent fraud within the gaming community. Can be used to check history and gather information on a certain user so you know you're trading/making a transaction with a trustworthy user. Safety checks.About you:What's poppin' laddies and lasses? Hey its me Pudgey/Lambda, quite a few of you know me, call me whichever. Just turned 19, living in the UK, weather here is pretty swell the rain makes me feel good and the temperatures are lush. Full-time shitposter and meme genius, loved by many, hated by many. Very immature in some cases but if it's demanded I can be serious, I basically speak in sarcasm. I'm addicted to video games such as TF2, always had a passion for fps games, i'm a tryhard sweaty sniper main with an unhealthy amount of hours, won a season of competitive with an old team I was part of but I've gotten rusty recently. All time favorite games are the Halo original trilogy and the Borderlands franchise even though pre-sequel sucked squid (trying not to swear here give me a break). Huge flipping nerd (literally huge). I love me some movies, basically anything Studio Ghibli, Tarantino or it says Star Wars or Harry Potter in it. TV series, yeah I love them, few favorites are Breaking Bad, Stranger Things & The Office (Jim Halpert is basically my soul animal). Anime? Yeah, not a weeaboo though like Fapnap. Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Steins;gate & Naruto Shippuden happen to be my besties. Trying to not look like a complete loser here isn't going to work so i'll go ahead and also admit to talking to my dog about deep, meaningful topics while she stares at my food. I actually sing in the shower too and dance on my chair to old party songs. Application InformationExperience:Experience? Senior Admin for Fortress of Gamers, a partnered community. https://forums.f-o-g.eu/ http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fortressofgamers_admins#membersWhy do you want to be a Trainee?Intro After growing a small sweet spot in my heart for you peeps through chatting on discord and playing with a few of you on the servers I feel i'd like to apply. I never quite pictured myself applying here as I thought this community was something i'd never get myself involved in because Enstage owns it and I hate Minecraft. Being from the UK and all might make you skeptical of my application with the servers i'm applying for being based in the USA & Australia but I reckon I can keep a healthy amount of activity there, its bout' giving it my all! Why would I like to be a trainee? Well I need to spank Quirky back for all that abuse. Jokes aside I've always had a passion for giving a helping hand and when I put my heart to something, I give it my all. Why should you take me on? Got quite a lot to live up to after trashing other peoples applications, bit nervous guys!!! I'm a very resilient person, I tend to never really give up on my passions even if I have crappy times and as i'm quite fond of this community and it's members this is something I see as a great opportunity to apply for and something I plan to take on long term. I really like to think I work well as part of a team and not just like a solo reject who likes to take mid lane after spamming "cyka blyat" in the chat who never communicates with his fellow staff members, I like to get involved, do things, standing still is boring. I'd love to share ideas and help improve the community as a whole, I guess that's a good trait of mine. I'm not really a soft person, well, I can be but not when it comes to being a moderator. I can be a bit of a donut towards people, i'm semi-strict, being an admin for a trade server at FoG and having a total of 123 days spent in an environment like that of your servers I feel nothing for rule breakers so I can easily purge them without feeling a single bit of sympathy. This doesn't mean i'm an utter asshole to everybody I come across, i'm generally a laid back and relaxed person who likes to share a laugh pretty much 97% of the time, well, 99%. I'm passionate about the position i'm applying for, it isn't going to be something i'll drop after a day or two. I like to give a helping hand where I can which ultimately is why i'd love to become a trainee, to make the servers a more enjoyable and relaxing place for people to spend time. If being accepted, I know for certain working alongside you guys wont be a let down. Overall I think i'd be a good little addition to the team, hopefully you see it in me as well. Challenges:No heresy is too much to purge. Probably keeping up to par with the other moderators while being out of both the timezone of the USA and Australia, I reckon i'll crack it though, like I cracked my little toe on the wall the other day. Other than that, I don't really think i'll face any challenges. Thanks for reading me old cream crackers, appreciate it.